How to increase the traffic to your site

In 2007 according to Yahoo one of the most searched words on their search engine was Iran. In Romania Gigi Becali (the owner of Steaua soccer team) is on top. So if you want to increase the number of visitors of your site you have to include in your posts words like Saddam Husein, Geroge W. Bush, porn, war on terror, etc. I am really curious if the traffic to my blog will increase after this post.